psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

n3ck-deep:

If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.

(Source: gn4rwolves)

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

• little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
• sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
• the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
• sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
• snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
• no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
• it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
• everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: h4tsunemiku)

(Source: sweet-pea-soup)

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

cayde:

going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds

the-dementor-in-the-tardis:

larrystolemytardisfromdestiel:

shivermepickles:

There are people out there that watch and enjoy TV shows and don’t know everything about the actors, backstory and speculate at length about what is going to happen. They turn on the show once a week, and then turn it off and nothing else happens.

How terrifying.

Does anyone else just vaguely remember being this person

No

(Source: angryblackman)

altair:

i was going to post about how it’s so hot that i actually went for a walk to town and sat outside on a bench and ate subway and just listened to my ipod for a few hours in the sun

and then i looked at the temperature and it’s only 12 degrees

welcome to england